Monday, June 1, 2009

World of Warcraft, WoW: Baby Shirts, Onesies, Clothes: Bib of a Thousand Drools

When your little starts pounding down his or her very first solids you're going to need a special bib to handle the puree party as well as help get that food down faster. Not to worry, the Bib of a Thousand Drools should do the trick. Find yours here.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

World of Warcraft, WoW: Baby Shirts, Onesies, Clothes: Diapers of Infinite Containment and Bottle of a Thousand Truths

A mixed pair of bibs, which represent two of the most powerful items in the Baby WoW Universe. The Diapers of Infinite Containment need no explanation, but the Bottle of a Thousand Truths is an homage to Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman. Get your baby geared here and here.

World of Warcraft, WoW: Baby Shirts, Onesies, Clothes: Finery of Unholy Olfaction

One of the most powerful sets of dark magic, your little one can be the dealer of shadowy death upon unsuspecting admirers. The Finery of Unholy Olfaction raises the power of every pooper making mortality a certainty. Sit back and revel in the screams of the innocents here and here.



Monday, May 12, 2008

World of Warcraft, WoW: Baby Shirts, Onesies, Clothes: Regalia of Incapacitating Charms

They're irresistably cute and cuddly, even if they're someone else's, but particularly if they're your own. The Regalia of Incapacitating Charms amplifies the degree of their adorable nature to epic levels. The problem is that they know it. "All your hugs are belong to us." Power up your little WoW'er today by getting the set here.





Saturday, May 10, 2008

World of Warcraft, WoW: Baby Shirts, Onesies, Clothes: Investiture of Gaseous Indignation

If you're a parent, you know what this set is all about. Despite all our best efforts, our tiny little WoW'ers can build up an epic level of gas. Colicky? We're talking legendary levels, and this set explains it all. Your little gas generator can channel their natural talent through the Investiture of Gaseous Indignation. Get the set here.





World of Warcraft, WoW: Baby Shirts, Onesies, Clothes: Garments of Lactic Engorgement

For those little ones that have a powerful appetite, this two piece set, the Garments of Lactic Engorgement is designed specifically for that favorite milk drinker in your life. Dress your tiny tot up. Pick one up from here.



World of Warcraft, WoW: Baby Shirts, Onesies, Clothes: Raiment of the Diminutive Martyr

A two piece set, comprised of a powerful bib and magnificent onesie, the Raiment of the Diminutive Martyr is a set for the tiny little screamer in your life. You need a powerful set of lungs for casting the most devastating of spells. Pick up a fresh set for your young one here and here.